Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!