Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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The living room.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!