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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.