What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Arrr make tea

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Shiver me timbers!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant