What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."