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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant