What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.