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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.