Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(