Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.