Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.