When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at