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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.