When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!