When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.