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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.