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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Affair Jokes More Affair Jokes

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.