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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Affair Jokes More Affair Jokes

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming