What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.