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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.