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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Emission Jokes More Emission Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible