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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Emission Jokes More Emission Jokes

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.