What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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He was galactose intolerant.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible