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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.