What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.