How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!