Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.