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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito