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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What is your sin, my child?

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