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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

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