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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Pregnant Elephant Jokes More Pregnant Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.