What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.