How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.