How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.