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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drive?

House prices down

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.