How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!