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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.