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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.