How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.