How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.