An arm and a leg.
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
Guy who collects legs.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Hebrewed his own
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because theyre pi rates.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'