Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Matt.
Cancer
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Rastafriedrice
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Who cares!
Hose B
He saw a.
Seth Rollins with a chair
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.