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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.