What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon