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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.