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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."