Dad jokes
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
One.
Plaqueface
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
