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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!