How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.