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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge