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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"