What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant