What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.