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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry