Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!