Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!