Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.