Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board