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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!