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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives