What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark