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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.