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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.