Nice Try Jokes

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....