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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!