Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.