Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom