How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.