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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle