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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Wish Foundation Jokes More Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.