How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!