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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"