How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.