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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.