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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable