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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!