Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.