Tumor Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!