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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

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What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

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What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Li Jokes More Li Jokes

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.