Heman-giomas
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Oh God, not the B's!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Garbage collectors.
Me: Why are you living in the past
They all live in Arkansas
Febrewery
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Tomb it may concern.
He's legitimately concerned.
The doctor said it was all in her head