Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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McDownloads!

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Hello, bud.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Barbiecue.

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