Cos the sine said so!
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Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Tan lines.
Holding their hands up
Sin/Cos
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Just cos.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
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They tan.
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Tango (tan go).
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
Squishes out of the room*
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
Umami
She uses a perfect son.
You would rise and shine.
Because he was kneaded.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
The burger-loo and the char char!
On the range!
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
The coming of the Lord.
Just one sun
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.