What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!