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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood