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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.