Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.