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Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.