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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.