What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu