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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!