What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.