What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.