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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.