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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!