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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.