What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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At whine o'clock.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.