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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.