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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Urinate

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.