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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Clive, usually.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.