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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.