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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.