Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception