Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus