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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.