Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What was the precursor to USB?

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.