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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of 4chan?

4chad

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new