Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Micha...

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What's a joke?

My life...

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).