Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What has a bottom at its top?

My life (..)

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

Rock

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet