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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.