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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Big Rock Jokes More Big Rock Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.