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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.