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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?