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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?