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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?