What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.