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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.