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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

Rock

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!