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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery