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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery