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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.