What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!