What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys