What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon