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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.