What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.