What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.