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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!