What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.