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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"