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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.