I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Buns
He needed the dough.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.