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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.