What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.