What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!