Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.