Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.