His life improved after he met the rock.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Michael Schumacher.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
A mist conception.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Shhhhhhh.
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Me: I do.
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
He has thrust issues.
Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"