Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!