Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star wars!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.