Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.