Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.