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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

Rock