You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Amadeus on my dais.
Because he's got no arms.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Camembert!
Wavy hair.
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
It scares their dogs too much
