You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Because it is fiddly!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because they always take things, literally.
Knock knock jokes
Sound investments.
A salt rifle.
The night shift at Waffle House.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
You get a hairdryer!
Brew.
