Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line'?

This is no joke.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!