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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How many have 28 days?

All 12

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!