You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
From his wife back home
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
It had run out of lettuce
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Birds of Pray
Pilot whales!
12 pirates.
Because 12 13 14!
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
