Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many have 28 days?

All 12

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!