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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

Removed

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss