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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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Yule be happy!

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss