What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss