Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.