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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA