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Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree