Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!