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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.