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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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They were selling quack in the park.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Au nevoir.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Share ya laws.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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Because 7 ate 9

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.