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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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You cant-elope!

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It was an udder catastrophe.

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He was high on quack.

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I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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Help me! I've been a-salted!

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For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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When there is a prophet involved.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.